A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.”

Woody Allen

There's nothing sadder to me than a person who's sitting there like a vulture in a conversation waiting for his opportunity to shine and be funny.

Jim Carrey

He that is overcautious will accomplish little.

J.C.F. von Sciller

Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose!

Max Shmelling